fantasy novels Chapter 115 You Can't Lose Face In Front Of A Beauty
Chapter 115 You Can't Lose Face In Front Of A Beauty
"Thank you, Miss Ruyan, I can do it myself.
Lu Fang looked in front of him, this Liu Ruyan, who served him tea and water, and had saved his life, was already deeply moved.
Zhao Chen's betrayal, Qian Qian's father-son breakup, Xu Baizhi's ruthless abandonment.
All these incidents made Lu Fang feel self-doubt about his personality charm,
Now seeing that in just a few words, he has already teased this pretty widow who lives at home, which makes him feel good about him.
Lu Fang only felt that he seemed to be doing well again, and he was able to be strong again.
The sun is handsome, handsome and unrestrained, with extraordinary skills.
Lu Fang only felt that the labels that those women couldn't resist were once again attached to him.
"What is this thing? Where did the magic medicine come from? It's so brisk, it makes me feel sour and refreshed from the bottom of my heart.
After receiving the things that Liu Ruyan handed over, Lu Fang, who was extremely short of water, couldn't help being amazed.
"Where is the magic medicine? It's just some spring water in the mountains. If you think it tastes good, drink more."
"We don't have anything else in the countryside, but the mountain spring water is still enough."
Seeing Lu Fang, Liu Ruyan drank the potion he carefully prepared in one gulp.
Not only did he not notice it at all, but he also put on an extremely comfortable state, praising his potion again and again, the corners of his mouth twitched, he couldn't help curling up a smile, and almost laughed out loud.
But fortunately, Liu Ruyan had met countless men before, all kinds of men, in every aspect, everything that one expects to find. In terms of acting, even an old actor may not have her in the play.
As for his facial expressions, he has long been able to freely and control them as he pleases, and he didn't laugh out loud.
Just with a slight and soft smile, he took the bowl in Lu Fang's hand, turned around and prepared a good medicine for Lu.
Beauty feeding medicine is always pleasing to the eye, and Lu Fang really feels that the water in this bowl is a bit sweet, and he drank three bowls of clear spring water in succession before giving up.
However, when he finished drinking the third bowl of clear spring water, he only felt the abdominal pain from yesterday, attacking him again.
Fortunately, this time, it was just a stomachache. The turbid air that made him feel ashamed and wished to find a crack in the ground yesterday did not arise in Lu Fang's stomach.
This relieved the pain and shyness in Lu Fang's heart a little.
"What's wrong with you? What happened? Is the previous injury still not healed.||?"
Seeing the frown on Lu Fang's face, Liu Ruyan already guessed that it should be the effect of the medicine he had prepared earlier. played a role.
He immediately walked forward with a nervous face, took the bowl in Lu Fang's hand, and asked knowingly, even with some worry.
"No...it's nothing.
A fresh fragrance came into his nostrils, it was the faint fragrance of jasmine on Liu Ruyan's body, looking at the beautiful widow in front of him who was full of concern for her, the pain on Lu Fang's face disappeared after a while.
He forced a smile, looked at Liu Ruyan and shook his head and said, "Maybe it's because I ate something bad yesterday and my stomach feels a little uncomfortable."
As soon as he talked about Lu Fang eating bad food yesterday, some irresistible images suddenly appeared in his mind, all of which emerged in his mind.
He accidentally got a piece of black shit on his mouth, even he couldn't help it at that time, and carefully loved Chen with his tongue.
Thinking about yesterday, not only did he fart loudly in front of Xu Baizhi yesterday, but Xu Baizhi threw him out.
I was even so unlucky that I went out to touch a pile of stinky dog shit, went to wash my face, and actually stepped on a bear trap, and a right leg was almost completely scrapped.
Thinking of the unlucky things that happened one after another, the expression on Lu Fang's face that had just recovered, involuntarily turned into a bitter face again.
Fortunately, I was lucky today. Although I was a little upset, I didn't fart like yesterday in front of a beautiful woman.
The embarrassing situation still didn't happen, which finally made Lu Fang's depressed mood a little better.
"Sister Ruyan.
Lu Fang clutched his stomach, looked at Liu Ruyan, who was concerned about him, and asked with some embarrassment: "Sister Ruyan, do you dare to ask where the bathroom is.
Toilet?
Hearing this, Liu Ruyan intentionally made a confused expression, looked at Lu Fang carefully, and then suddenly realized: ".~ You are talking about the latrine, right?"
"The latrine."
Lu Fang pouted. Although the Lu family where Lu Fang used to belong to was not a top-level family, it was also a prestigious family in the entire Beihai.
As for the time abroad, he was in the Nether Palace, even though he was in the test of life and death all the year round, he naturally wanted all the glory and wealth.
When he heard that there are still people using latrines in this era, he was completely stunned.
"There is no such thing as a toilet here, all the urine and urine are stored in the latrine.
"These things are natural fertilizers, and they are also the best fertilizers for us country people to grow vegetables and fruits.
"The high-quality fertilizers such as urine and feces are very precious to us country people.
At this time, Lu Fang heard what Liu Ruyan said, that the country people are so poor that they actually treat urine and urine as treasures.
His (Zhao's) expression was as if he had eaten a fly, standing there like a log, without any response for a long time, as if he had been completely frightened.
When Liu Ruyan saw Lu Fang's expression and had a panoramic view of all his movements, her heart burst into laughter.
This kind of scumbag is as timid as a mouse, and he still wants to cheat on his old lady. Today, let my old lady teach you how to behave.
However, after years of being in various singing and dancing venues, as a qualified actor, Liu Ruyan still controlled the changes in her expression very well, and she was still not too excited at this time.
"Sister Ruyan, my stomach really hurts badly, please... take me to the latrine."
In Lu Fang's heart, although he was extremely disgusted with the latrines of the countrymen, he only felt that there was a turmoil in his stomach, which was constantly making noise, and maybe he had the possibility of falling into a thousand miles anytime, anywhere. .