Wandering Gods of Day and Night

Chapter 1380 - 515: Living Pill Furnace_4

"The elixir of the eleventh grade, its potency is still not fierce enough."As the Eternal Life Sect Leader kept pondering and Zhou Xuan was devouring his sugar cake, Zhao Wuya, who had fainted in the Medicine Transformation, gradually regained consciousness.

Seeing himself hanging from the beam, he promptly asked, "What are you doing, why have you tied me up?"

The fifth senior brother and Sister Cui immediately burst into laughter.

Zhou Xuan pointed at Zhao Wuya, half-jokingly said, "Hey! You elixir thief, fess up, whose elixir did you steal and eat?"

"Brother Xuan, I, Zhao Wuya, act righteously and stand upright, as the saying goes, I am a gentleman."

Zhao Wuya couldn’t remember anything from his madness, and his words were stubborn now.

The fifth senior brother laughed heartily again, saying, "Ya Zi, stop pretending. You ate the elixir and suffered side effects, going crazy all over the streets."

"Did I?" Zhao Wuya’s face turned a bit red.

"Not only that, you even chased that Big Black Donkey of yours publicly and proposed to it."

The fifth senior brother’s words brought Zhao Wuya’s lost memories back to life.

He recalled his antics in the street, and his face immediately flushed red.

The fifth senior brother continued, "Fortunately, I was on holiday today, and Sister Cui was here. The two of us pulled you along the way, or else your donkey would have taken us to Hui Feng Medical College."

"Why would I go to your Medical College?"

"To check the rectum and digestive tract... worried there might be internal injuries." The fifth senior brother spoke swiftly, making Zhao Wuya extremely embarrassed.

Sister Cui teased, "Ya Zi, you still claim you’re a gentleman, and you didn’t steal the elixir?"

"A gentleman’s actions aren’t called stealing. They’re called pilfering." Zhao Wuya continued to argue.

Zhou Xuan didn’t indulge him and immediately imitated Zhao Wuya’s voice, mimicking his crazy rambling after eating the elixir,

"You run, I chase. You run, I chase again! Once I catch up with you, I’ll make you go hehe..."

Zhou Xuan’s words caused everyone to burst into laughter, but Zhao Wuya wished he could faint again and never wake up.

...

Zhao Wuya was untied, and to hide his embarrassment, he also started wolfing down the sugar cake.

Zhou Xuan continued questioning, "Ya Zi, whose elixir did you steal? Was it Lao Yun’s or Old Li’s?"

Afraid of Zhou Xuan’s ’mimicking attack’, Zhao Wuya dared not lie again and hurriedly said, "I stole them both, both of them, two pills."

"You stole two pills; how many did you eat?" The Eternal Life Sect Leader was shocked and repeatedly asked.

"I, being so upright, of course stole and ate the number I lifted." Zhao Wuya, after two bites of sugar cake, regained his strength and shamelessness.

The Eternal Life Sect Leader glanced at Zhou Xuan with a look of disbelief, "Really two pills? Master Zhou dissolved the power of two Joyful Longevity Pills without any effort?"

"Perhaps the potency of the Joyful Longevity Pill was genuinely weak, so it wasn’t very difficult to dissolve."

After modestly finishing, Zhou Xuan said to Zhao Wuya, "Ya Zi, you’re finished today, stealing Lao Yun and Old Li’s elixirs, prepare to be beaten."

"That damned elixir harmed me greatly — was I stealing the elixir? I was testing the medicine for the two grandmasters."

"Good luck, try to keep your mouth as tough while you’re being hit."

Zhou Xuan said with a chuckle.

As it so happened, just as Zhou Xuan was talking about Yun Ziliang and Li Changxun, the two returned to the shop.

Yun Ziliang, upon entering Jingyi Shop, said, "Xuanzi, something’s terribly wrong!"

"What?" Zhou Xuan turned his head to ask.

"The Feng Shui of the entire East Market Street has been quietly altered, and there’s an extremely potent Dragon Seeking Heavenly Master hidden on this street, stronger than both Chang Xun and me."

As soon as Yun Ziliang finished, Li Changxun hurriedly agreed, "Moreover, this person modified the Feng Shui of this street targeting us, and the Feng Shui Formation he deployed is ’Eighteen Ancient Slaughters Cut White Snake’!"